wow this is interesting...

after
1. a complementary block explorer that reveals the hidden linkages between Monero transactions.
http://www.monerolink.com/ from zcash dev.
2. unlimited number of cryptonote coins bug
http://cryptomining-blog.com/tag/cryptonote-bug/3. rptilia want to sell 57000 xmr

WOW... i wonder what kind of surprise news coming next to this coin

EDIT : this is purely speculation as the title of this thread.
No it's trolling from an ill-informed DashHead, here's his post on the Dash thread - he's obviously missing us.