So Barry Allen is the new Satoshi or the new Flash?
Where were these new gods of Bitcoin all this time?
What is SegWit non-core, couldn't the core devs propose this non-core version? IK this one should have a LOL.
When we're all dead Bitcoin is going to be around, devs come and go, what matters is code stays open and network remains decentralized and consensus be the voting mechanism.

However I'd say lets fork Satoshi's coins and put them in a trust account for Bitcoin improvement and development in the future, devs should get paid somehow for their hard work if they are not paid then they can be easily bought.
Once again we're slaves with governments being very much bigger cartel of the mining cartel, so we'll get used to these ones as well.