Fluffy may only burn other people's money if they foolishly grant him the power to do so, via their greedy tweet-based speculative gambling.

That lesson is the entire point of the exercise.  Here in Bitcoin Land we must trust code and not individuals.  If you don't get that, even after a good cry and long night's rest, crypto isn't for you.

Please understand the more you sob, remonstrate, and bitterly complain, the more it demonstrates exactly how well-timed and crucially important Fluffy's brave, selfless act really was.

I loved every second of the Downfall parody (IMO one of the best subs of it ever), but it gives me no pleasure to give notice that you are the whiny rage-quitting Mike Hearn here.  

My hope is that you snowflakes will toughen up in time for the start of the actual rodeo, when BTC+ALT value exceeds that of IMF SDRs.  

Don't follow leaders, watch your parking meters!