Well I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I can see Iron Man 3
and I won't forget the men who died
to give that right to me

And I'd gladly stand up, next to Stark, and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound
'Bama bless the U-S-A!

(With complimentary movie tickets for everyone that signs up for the national guard)