In the iron age, God was no wiser than a goat herder, in the dark ages, he was no wiser than the guy who wrote the witch hammer. Before Columbus, God thought the earth was flat, and he's wish was to torture you if you thought other things...It's almost like they are making this link to all knowing wisdom up
Grow yourself an extra set of arms out of your sides. Give them hands, so that you have 4 arms rather than two. Sure, you might have to design your own clothes. But think of how handy that would be for getting things done.
God found ways to make the earth, all life, and people. You can't even grow an extra set of arms for yourself. You talk so silly about God. Are you trying to hurt His feelings intentionally?
Get your god to post a selfie? How about write a comment on this forum?
How pitiful your imaginary friend is if he can't do the simple things which we take for granted!