Or the guy that bought that 10,000 BTC pizza...
My hunch is, he probably had 10-100x times that

You guys completely missed the point! What he did paved the way for btc valuation and legitimacy. The value of that purchase has much much more weight that whatever fiat value it had or have now.
Think about it.
I keep hearing that but I can't really imagine that a pizza purchase was that important in the history of Bitcoin.