Yes,  it is That secret Muslim Kenyan bastard slipped right through our fingers. Fortunately, we have Trump to take this L for the team. Whatever shjt that Big O pulled that you guys had a legitimate claim on, kind of fell by the wayside when your new President shit the bed, so to speak, on a global scale. At least Obama had foreign policy, however fucked; Trump has no idea what the fuck is going on most days, it seems. But he does have large hands, and he wants to build a wall, which makes me feel warm and safe.


After a lengthy investigation, I promise you, Congress is definitely going to make America great again pray your man doesn't see a cell (he is the king, his subordinates will burn before he does).

Your party has made a mockery of our democracy these past few months. The public has seen, and will react accordingly.

Your party will sacrifice Trump before it sacrifices itself. Trust me.




Sidenote, I'm going to call Jared 'Russian Kush' from now on, sue me.