I see you're already accepting escrow and giving away vouches, that's a very good start...
I'd also suggest you taking a picture (or a small video), completely SFW, of you holding a piece of paper with your forum name and today's date... That way you can prove you're not some guy sitting behind his pc trying to troll the community.

Personally, you're not really my type, but i think with the way you constructed your post, you should be able to do some business on this forum... Good luck!