Coinbase ETH is down and since it was outgoing transactions that stuck, I suspect that there is a lack of BTC/ETH pairing, causing less BTC buy pressure and less ETH available.
When CB ether is fixed, its gonna be choppy. Rest!
Was this posted by a bot? Because topic title is completely out of place with the content in the topic post.
I'm sure posting bots would exist for bitcointalk due to the high rates of signature campaigns and people using many accounts, but this one surely made a blunder.
Or OP could be drunk posting.