Re: rpietila's Crypto Kingdom game is a scam, heavily in debt. Do not deposit funds.
The "luxury tiers" were just literally duct taped to the floor to indicate to which parts you could attend. The rooms themselves didn't differ much. I'll repeat, the tiers were just literal duct tape on the floor. His galactic majesty's area were probably taped with a bit more expensive tape, as one might expect.
Best part!
Sexier intel was provided; ty! Looking forward to more as all we got in CK atm is a bunch of Salmon (SAL, WIS: 5) stinking up the place.Someone fork this crap and let's get on with it. I just wanted to grow some PIG, produces MEAT (H: 5, Cul:1), but CENTRAL PLANNING took all the kingdom's PIGs and slaughtered them in the middle of the the town. All the NPCs have been in stasis and haven't done shit; as a result, I still get my fur-lined boots sticky with blood and brain matter every time I walk through the town square.
Don't even know why consumables have stats as they haven't had a point for almost a century at this stage. I've just been eating and drinking without so much as a visit to the WC. I frequently worry about the day the game proper is unpaused and have a retinue of escorts follow me around with chamberpots and rafts as I fear the great PURGING that will occur on that day.
With almost a century of constipation, I have considered marking the day with one of the most ostentatious pieces of artwork heretofore unseen by mortal eye, which will be emblazoned by fecal matter (not seen in the land for almost a century) and glistening foreign gemstones.
This game sucks...and no, that is not an invitation to pull a "well this is crypto and you do all the work to support the project" line...
BOARD!
