This is what I am seeing right now:

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Down for Maintenance

Bitcoin-Central.net is temporarily down for maintenance.

We have been compromised, please do not send any funds to your wallet.

A few hundred BTC have been stolen, but the amount is small enough for us to cover it fully.

Please do not call, do not e-mail. We will give you additionnal [sic] information ASAP.

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This is turning into a sad joke