Satoshi is dead. And the 1 million BTCs are in a HD dumped in the garbage.
I will give you the map if this wallet reachs 100BTC 1A4ECvX5x7CfY8tbj3SnToco8BzuiFiEjg
Really

It's just that I can't move from my house because I'm very fat.

Send me 100btc + map
Then i pick it up for your fat ass

And we split 60/40 in my favor