I could totally imagine standing in the Principal's cabin back in the school days when a whinny kid used to complain and I still smiled.
How dare you?! You must be evil and corrupt and [insert random gibberish]!
Do you have any better ways or can people vouch for you ?
Does not look like it.
Looks like someone reading a lot of David McRaney

You've guessed wrong.
You sure it's a Straw man fallacy ? Seems more like "The Argument from Ignorance" to me.
I'm not absolutely sure, but that's the one appealing. Actually is sounds like he's subtly mocking an argument which I didn't make to begin with. So yes, at least straw man + something else.