Everybody needs to fuck off? 
Tell me, dear:
WHY are there so many people in the world wishing to get BTC or EUR from exactly ME, who cannot print either, and are probably the person with least fucks to give about gaining such tokens, and not even considering that gifting such is an instance of care ?
I mean, come to me for food - I give you some. For smoke - I give what I have. For Markka - yeah, just tell me the amount. For silver - name the item and it's yours. For EUR -
FUCK OFF AND SHOW UP AGAIN WHEN THAT FUCKING PLAYMONEY IS ERADICATED FROM THE WORLD AND ITS NAME NEVERMORE MENTIONED.
Ok?
The problem is, that you promissed.. Why did you do that in the first place?