The real pity is that so many people are incapable of asking serious questions in the Newbie forum.  There is no need to "write some nonsense before some serious questions", there are just an awful lot of people who seem to think that posting spam instead of engaging in useful intelligent discussion is a good use of their newbie status.

Personally, I'd love to see a rule that states that if you ask how long until you can post elsewhere or all 5 of your first posts are useless spam, then you are automatically locked in a "Newbie Spammer" subforum for an extra 4 hours and until you manage to write 5 reasonable posts.