Kinda funny, although I think there should be 1 more category: "minnow," for people like me who own >1 XMR. I sold most when we jumped from >10$ to like 50$ in a several month period and haven't really bought back in.
Everyone who can read and write should be a Monero GoldFish now. But you are right I should work on sub 100 XMR Monero fish species a bit more.
0.) Cthulhu (200 000+ XMR)
1.) Leviathan (100 000+ XMR)
2.) Blue whale (60 000+ XMR)
3.) Orca (40 000+ XMR)
4.) Narwhal (20 000+ XMR)
5.) Dolphin (10 000+ XMR)
6.) Shark (5 000+ XMR)
7.) Black Marlin (2 000+ XMR)
8.) Wels catfish (1 000+ XMR)
9.) Tuna ( 500+ XMR)
10.) Electric eel (200+ XMR)
11.) Norwegian Delicious Salmon (100+ XMR)
12.) Gadidae (50+ XMR)
13.) Salmonidae (20+ XMR)
14.) Gilt-head bream (10+ XMR)
15.) Atlantic mackerel (5+ XMR)
16.) Herring (2+ XMR)
17.) Goldfish (1+ XMR)
18.) European pilchard (0.5+ XMR)
19.) Dwarf Goby (0.2+ XMR)
20.) Paedocypris (0.1+ XMR)