LOL, is that an alt of yours, by any chance?  Gotta love this forum.

OP, if you want an excellent poster who can hold the attention of anyone who reads his posts, please let me know as I'm currently looking for a sig campaign.  I'm not wearing anyone's signature before knowing if I'm accepted however.  But you'd be fortunate to get someone like me and not one of these knuckle dragging shit posters that it seems like clog up these threads.