For everyone saying 70m coins were pre-mined, you do realise there was a crowd-sale for Eth back at launch?

They bought it themselves to make launch look more legit. There is barely 100000 eth on exchanges at the moment.
Hilarious.
Some anonymous investors paid 31 591 btc back when there was no blockchain or software, just "idea" and Vitalik. Who would pay this price for "idea"? Yes, it is hilarious.
You mean like thousands of people are doing for ICOs and new coins right now? Yes, unheard of....