Can I join as a Sr. Member?  I'll eat turds like this guy for breakfast.  I can tie word knots around his skinny, malformed neck until he strangles on his own shit posts.  I detest mankind and don't kiss campaign managers' asses like some civil war house negro.

Having said that, I have a warm respect for Lauda and would gladly let her bear my kittens.

Just to avoid getting preemptively banned: I've been inactive on Bitcointalk for a while, am I still eligible?