Bieber lives next door, but he unfortunately has to work, which I also do for 4 more hours.
Dude, you need to go and knock on Biebers door today, give him a handful of free Casascius coins.
Or hand them out to his entourage. If no one opens the door, you shove them under the door. Do it!
Wish granted:
Behold the Biebcoin.