So that He can masturbate to all the suffering that He's caused?
Just kidding; God's not a sexual sadist[citation needed], He's actually an exhibitionist, and gets off on flashing His privates to His prophets. See Exodus 33:23 (in which God famously moons Moses) and Ezekiel 1:27 and 8:2 (in which Ezekiel actually gets a good look at God's genitals, and describes them as being made of fire, though that just raises further questions).
My genitals were on fire once... antibiotics cleared it right up
As for god... well, god doesn't exist!
Until there is physical evidence of a god which can be studied, there is no reason to believe in one
You might as well ask what color dress the tooth fairy likes to wear... it doesn't matter... it's a fairy tale