You all know it's true.


If you're not a hipster, you only have dollars. Maybe some money in mutual funds just to take a "risk".

If you're just slightly a hipster, you buy Bitcoins.

If you're a real hipster, of the intelligence sort, you buy Litecoins.

If you're a die-hard hipster, who is out of control, you buy Feathercoins.


You all know it.