Best Crypto Kingdom Memory

Johnny I am.
New to town.
Sold my CAN.
Ate my food.
Game is slow.
Play to win.

If you are new.
Sell your CAN.
Buy some SAL.
Buy some VEG.
Eat your food.
Play to win.

Get to the Top.
Play the Raffle.
Take it slow.
Play to win.

Hop on board.
Bitcointalk.
Lurk in IRC.
Write a poem.
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Buy a PIS.
Buy a horse.
Join a Quest.
Get rich or die.
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Make a ship.
Take to sea.
Friend or foe.
Pirates beware.
Play to win.