You posted your question to a public forum and then acted surprised when 28 minutes later you didn't have an answer yet?
I got an answer in about 28 seconds on IRC. I wasn't complaining about the lack of the rapid response though, I was complaining that I have to faff around in unrelated subforums before I can post in the only one relevant to me.
The Newbie Forum is monitored by several knowledgeable and experienced members. If they have the answer to a question, you'll get an answer right here in the Newbie Forum. If they don't know the answer, they'll cross post to the appropriate forum for you and link back to your post so those who are active in that forum can quickly and easily respond to your questions.
If a Global Moderator or Administrator encounter a well structured and reasonably intelligent question, they'll frequently whitelist you immediately and move your question to the appropriate forum for you.
As such, there is absolutely no need to "post a bunch of rubbish in here".