Well, we are in quite a dire investment situation here.  The price of IOTA can't go up because it's basically a pyramid scheme in search of greater fools, and the price of Byteball can't go up because the developer has to hand out all the tokens first, which will take like another year or something?  I would like coins to go up really fast instead in order to purchase Lambos like yourself.  What would you recommend as a solution to this problem?