this sounds like a Star Trek spin off coin!

Capt. Kirk:  Hey Spock, get your tricoder and scan this
Bones: Jim put that back n your pants
Sulu: Capt, what happened to that?
Spock: GUYS, i have a hand on it now!
Ohura: Spock - I want seconds
Scotty, what happens if i push this button?
The semi invisible Green girl snatched everyones billfold and is now looking for an investment