Wow, the 500% gain you have isn't enough? Crazy. There is risk in owning bitcoin, so theres no such thing as a risk free bitcoin investment.

I think you should leave your bitcoin in that paper wallet until segwit and the gork talk have passed. Segwit2x is scheduled to occur on August 1. And then the nodes and miners have 6 months to fully adopt the new code, so a fork is possible for 6 months past that Aug 1 date.

Just hunker down and enjoy the ride!