infofront wins. The WO thread is transferred to him and is now unlocked. May you forever keep it out of my hair!

Based on who voted what, I determined that second-place actually goes to empowering. The votes:

infofront
marcus_of_augustus
jbreher
EAL
arklan
yefi
Wendigo
freedomno1
JayJuanGee
r0ach
2dogs
Torque
kurious
xyzzy099
bitebits
pooya87
bones261
White sugar
sirazimuth
ShroomsKit_Disgrace
Dotto
spiderbrain
steelboy
harrymmmm
cafucafucafu
JanpriX
savetherainforest
fluidjax
Ziploc
Babylon
BlackFlag
RayX12
Chevas Regal
FractalUniverse
bitserve
DrMsEr
machasm
deepcolderwallet
Genesis1337
Bitcoinaire
Gab0
(dogie)
(Quickseller)
(chaser15)
(DarkStar_)
(BlockEye)
(clickerz)
(Snub)
(Jemzx00)
(Wowcoin)
(eaLiTy)
(iwantapony)
(TryNinja)
(SportbetMaster)
(webtricks)
(btc2nxt)
(jems)
(ImGenius)
(sossygirl)

empowering
marcus_of_augustus
EAL
arklan
yefi
kurious
xyzzy099
infofront
crazyjack
BlindMayorBitcorn
silverfuture
bones261
Dotto
spiderbrain
soullyG
fluidjax
Last of the V8s
FractalUniverse
cgt99
bitserve
Scofield
(Quickseller)
(DarkStar_)
(Jemzx00)

Lauda
Soros Shorts
JimboToronto
qwk
xhomerx10
Meuh6879
Denker
pooya87
leowonderful
soullyG
JanpriX
klaaas
Ted E. Bare
coolcoinz
FractalUniverse
JessicaG
kludzins
Scofield
trackermut
(KWH)
(dogie)
(minifrij)
(1Referee)
(ranochigo)
(irfan_pak10)
(xandry)
(whywefight)
(SFR10)
(pinoycash)
(free-bit.co.in)
(xLays)
(lighpulsar07)
(bennl)
(BeetcoinScummer)
(EpicFail)
(Moon_Man)

lightfoot
OgNasty
jbreher
EAL
arklan
yefi
lightfoot
kurious
xyzzy099
infofront
silverfuture
bones261
empowering
Muhammed Zakir
soullyG
bitserve
x2666
(ranochigo)
(Quickseller)
(clickerz)
(Jemzx00)

arklan
EAL
arklan
yefi
kurious
infofront
silverfuture
bones261
bitserve
(izanagi narukami)
(Quickseller)
(Zeroxal)
(clickerz)
(senyorito123)
(killyou72)
(Jemzx00)
(Traxo)

Erkallys
EAL
yefi
kurious
infofront
bones261
V1saya
bitserve
(Quickseller)
(Erkallys)
(Zeroxal)
(clickerz)
(Jemzx00)
(Russlenat)
(Odd Thomas)
(PX-Z)