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Board Politics & Society
Re: Is God male or female?
by
haroldtee
on 09/07/2017, 12:58:34 UTC
So that He can masturbate to all the suffering that He's caused?

Just kidding; God's not a sexual sadist[citation needed], He's actually an exhibitionist, and gets off on flashing His privates to His prophets. See Exodus 33:23 (in which God famously moons Moses) and Ezekiel 1:27 and 8:2 (in which Ezekiel actually gets a good look at God's genitals, and describes them as being made of fire, though that just raises further questions).
Lol. I was barely able to breathe, laughing really hard while reading this. Then I checked the verse of the bible you quoted only to actually discover for the first time that Ezekiel really described God's Loins as being made of fire. I do not really want to start imagining. God is supernatural though, so we can keep assuming and guessing without knowing truly.