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Re: [ANN][DASH] Dash (dash.org) | First Self-Funding Self-Governing Crypto Currency
by
iCEBREAKER
on 10/07/2017, 20:53:27 UTC
Hong Kong | Dash Research and Planning
by Evan "The Instaminer" Duffield

https://medium.com/@eduffield222/hong-kong-research-and-planning-4206e065aa9c

LMAO is this the final shark jump for Dash The Instamined Shitcoin? Grin

Just look at this lulzy garbage and ask yourself "Where is the code?  Where are the github pull requests and merges?"


Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Masterblocks : Moving from soft consensus to hard consensus of masternode list

 Cheesy That's an admission the current Masternode scheme is flawed.  It also emphasizes the idiocy of piling on additional trusted 3rd party layers to fix underlying issues.  What's next, MasterMasterBlocks to ensure the MasterBlocks aren't corrupted?  Where is the research/whitepaper/peer review supporting this overcomplicated nonsense? Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Masternode shares : Allowing depositors to earn returns and vote from partial masternodes

 Cheesy HYIP Ponzi scheme confirmed.  The SEC and FTC will want a word with Dash's (now exorbitantly compensated) lawyer, who almost certainly advised Evan The Instaminer to flee to Hong Kong (a State with no extradition treaty with the USA) before he's frogmarched into court/prison. Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Scaling to ultra large blocks : All-inclusive plan for building hardware and software to move from 2MB blocks through 400MB blocks

I myself will be heading up the new office in Hong Kong, called “Dash Labs.” We will immediately begin building proof-of-concepts of custom masternode hardware
.

Cheesy Just in case we had any lingering doubts that Dash really and truly doesn't give even the tiniest little shit about decentralization as measured by CONOP!  Charging users $150,000 to rise above SlaveNode level wasn't enough; now Evan wants to force users to also purchase from him and host in colo CPU and bandwidth gobbling CancerNodes, all because he doesn't have the skills to scale Dash using Layer 2 solutions like segwit and Lightning. Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
State transitions : Tracking changes to DashDrive

Cheesy WTF does this even mean?  Where is the DashDrive whitepaper/peer review validating whatever the fuck this marketing babble represents?  Is Evan just going to steal SIA's code and rebrand it as his own broken knock-off version, as he did with DarkSend and gmax's Coinjoin? Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Network maintenance functions : Using quorum technology to build administrative functions, akin to a decentralized crontab which updates DashDrive.

Cheesy  More grandiose claims to have solved longstanding computer science problems using the power of Vaporware; again presented without supporting research or code. Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Governance objects : All objects required for initial launch are determined and working theoretically to store user information securely and efficiently

Cheesy  WTF I can't even...!  Is this Evan's attempt to glom onto the present smart contract and distributed identity hype?  Or just more gobbledegook to lure in new bagholders? Cheesy

Quote from: Evan The Instaminer
Credit system : A credit/debit system for incremental value charges related to the storage of data and user processing power.

Cheesy So now Evan wants Dash to also compete with Golem?  Does he just pull up Coinmarketcap every day and add the latest pump coin's sci-fi alien tech to Dash's roadmap? Cheesy


Underrated post:

The only way to get rid of DASH is by petitioning all cryptocurrency related businesses to drop support for DASH

https://www.change.org/p/the-bitcoin-community-dash-is-a-scam-we-demand-all-cryptocurrency-businesses-to-remove-support-for-dash


Because it was forked years ago from an obsolete version of Bitcoin, Dash is tens of thousands of lines of code behind the latest releases and missing 100s of bugfixes, patches, optimizations, etc.

Why should anyone believe Evan The Instaminer will deliver on his latest list of blue-sky goals, when he's promised yet not delivered on so many previous announcements?

EG, Dash still has no Masternode blinding and the latest release managed to *BREAK* IPv6 functionality.  That demonstrates incompetence, not ability to compete effectively against Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Monero.