My magic predictions:

(USD)
BTC = $1600
DASH = $85
ZEC = $65
ETH = $115
XMR = $8

But why?!?!?!?

Top ten theories:

1. AMD and Nvidia created altcoins to sell GPU's.... and they're fresh out.
2. The CIA is finished laundering their money for the year
3. Russia hacked all the coins
4. The Bitcoin ruling counsel is stabbing each other with forks
5. Dennis Gartman thought Coins looked like a buy
6. The Trump-Coin ICO is diverting all the money away from other coins
7. Stephen Hawking thinks coins will destroy the earth
8. Global Warming is caused by hot coins melting the polar ice caps
9. Central bankers couldn't figure out how to print Debt-Coins and sell them to governments everywhere
10. Without Dave Letterman, a good "top ten reasons to buy Altcoins" doesn't air on TV and people forget all about altcoins.

-DE