Yeah, he followed me here and realized his coin is shit compared to this.
I heard he accumulated significant amount of GBs so far. Which also explains his fake "hurr durr how do I even sync". Like someone is gonna buy that - he supposedly made his own cryptocoins, twice, but cant sync a headless byteball wallet

He is just more invested in Byteball now than iota - he already offloaded his stash of that.
I like your theory. BTW, I'm half synced already, if nothing bad happens I'm going to be fully synced in 3 days, after that we can start our (yours and mine) experiment. I'm pretty sure the descendants will be calling it SatoNatomato-CFB Experiment.
PS: Remind how much you will pay me, please.
You two should just tie the knot already.