ya know i just had a revelation...
there's this invisible sky fairy that poofed everything into existence in 7 days ... (science proves he exists doncha know)
the earth is flat... (cuz that notbatshit crazy character says so and the youtube videos prove it so that's settled)
the moon landings were a hoax...
telekinesis and ESP is the real deal cuz the CIA says so (and Uri Geller ,so that proves it)...
bigfoot and the lochness monster really exist...
space aliens have visited and kidnapped people...
psychics talk to the dead and predict the future and help police solve crimes...
those water dowsers with the stick really work...
homeopathy pills work....no really they do...just ask james randi... he ate a whole bottle of em. !!
my horoscope describes me to the tea...
hari krishners levitate...
SO...have i missed anything?


oh btw my favorite drink...

A Woo Woo
vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice.