I read the box that says "How to play Simon Says"

It says, and I quote: "Follow the pattern of lights and sound as long as you can..."

You are correct that I did not click the ambiguously-labelled button "Rules" to learn how to play. No, to learn how to play I clicked the button that says "How to play". So yes, in a sense, you are correct that I did not read the hidden instructions on the need to crash the game to be able to submit my score.

Just to be clear - which I know is not something you are fond of - to properly compete on your site I must read the rules of each game to learn how to crash each game so as to submit my score?

Just to be even clearer, I DID crash before the timer with a higher score. The submit button NEVER SHOWS for Simon Says.

My account is still active. As the user.php page is still 404, I cannot remove myself from your site. If I click "Edit Profile" I am presented with some rather eye-opening error messages.

Please delete my account. Thank you.