Speaking of bratwurst, did you know that on average Lugans have smaller dicks than Japanese men? Either did I till the other day while pissing in a public urinal next to some random Japanese dude, by happenstance ... okay, so I fuckin purposely looked, not that's anything wrong with that ... I noticed that his Johnson was much bigger mine, so I had to ask, "Dude, what's the deal?" His reply floored me when he said, "Japanese women consider this size a small one." In Lugaville, mine is considered super-sized, and we're talkin' 6, as in cm, in length when fully extended - hard or soft. Thank God for being blessed with Trump-esque fingers, not to mention my tongue which can almost touch my upper lip, affording me the title as a gigolo in Lugaville.