And going down this road, we can in fact generate entire strata of dialects full of innuendo, jokes and insults which people right in the conversation do not understand, Cockney slang for example.
While the subtleties, complexities and general mystique of the forum quotation syntax being apparently outside your zone of comfort might suggest this isn't exactly your cup of tea, it's nevertheless what Bitcoin is all about: entire strata of dialects etc.
That aside, your "thousands of years" and other references are both weak and the hallmark of ignorance. I don't think we can be friends, and I don't think you have any sort of future here.