Christian/Jewish/Muslim scientist: God did the Big Bang.
God did the Gang Bang?

Pastafarian: Flying Spaghetti Monster (cheese be upon Him) created the world while constantly drunk on beer.
I'm leaning towards this one

I guess that part of Bible is about the fact if you jump married pussies under blankets, your pussies shall get jumped near some pools or beach or just streets, so don't jump married pussies guys. lol
Maybe we're a creation of an advance living race...
We're not so advanced yet we have so many conflicts and difference of opinions, we could not make peace with each other, how'd an advanced race could work out their differences while staying out of our sight?
The world begins because God wants to make the Caliphate on this earth.
What is Caliphate on this earth? you mean the kingdom.com or something like that? lol. I don't believe a few could rule us all.