Have you ever spent $1 on cryptocurrency and got $1000 in return or something similar?
Here's all of my history.
I buy 1.25 BTC worth of round token at 40 satoshi and I sell them at 3k satoshi that gives me over 50 btc return. that was my luck because a lot of the people just know the developer of round was inactive and try to dump all of round below 50 satoshi.
I put 3 btc in stratis at 8k satoshi and i sell them all at 100k satoshi that gives me over 30 btc return.
But i passed to buy ethereum at 10 dollar. that sucks.
I think you're ready to make document stuff in order to retire from your job, just sign it.

My biggest return was edgeless token, I bought them at 5k satoshi and then sold them out at 25k satoshi, gave me 5x return. Then after parity hack, I bought at 13k satoshi and sold them out at 19k satoshi, this also gave me 1.5x return. Total 7.5x return from edgeless.