Post
Topic
Board Politics & Society
Re: Existence
by
Mometaskers
on 23/07/2017, 16:35:45 UTC
Christian/Jewish/Muslim scientist: God did the Big Bang.

God did the Gang Bang?



Pastafarian: Flying Spaghetti Monster (cheese be upon Him) created the world while constantly drunk on beer.

I'm leaning towards this one Grin

I don't remember that verse from Samuel. So what did those children did again to piss off the Old Man? They really don't learn do they?  Grin When you have a rather hot-headed dad, you just crawl up a corner and stay there to make sure you don't do anything to make him cross.

I think when you mentioned Gang Bang, you should have quoted that part where they had one tribe's women dance at a party and one of the tribe's men rushed in and abducted the women and raped them so that their tribe can continue.

I believe they went to war with each other or something and then later they felt bad that the losers will not have wives so they set up THEIR own women to be kidnapped.

Sick, sick world...