I have a theory. You're both the same person, creating this fake drama so that you can later play the victim and use it to build false trust so you can actually scam someone else.
That's some deep shit. But I'm gonna give you an F.
I gave your goods back, would a scammer do that? Do not play bullshit with me. I am good on my word
It's just a matter of hours till you scam some retard. I'll be there to make note of it. This will be the first warning against you, of many.
Carry on, civilian.