Oh I wish, but that's a bit much for me. Perhaps you'd like to trade some old newspaper mentions of Bitcoin and a keyois capsule. Hmm what else I got, some stickers, a magazine or two, one of those nice brass coins they sell for like $2 online. Really though they look nice but too expensive for me always it seems.
They have a bit of a floor to the pricing given they are loaded with 1 btc. Current prices on Casascius coins are the lowest since I began collecting them in 2013.
The only forms of payment I currently accept are btc, eth, ltc, gold, silver.