Is any here even aware that there have been bitcoin based debit cards for months (if not years) and didn't need to be crowdfunded (AFAIK)?

Xapo
Bitpay
Cryptopay
Uquid
Bitplastic
platinumbitcoincard
Coinsbank
Wirex

...... all already operating. you can order a card TODAY and get it in the mail in a few weeks.....

HALLLOOOO