The DDOS attacks are custom tailored to take down pools so that large GPU clusters can mine cheap before diff change. Just BUY all the CNC you can get your hands on and you have a few 100% easy in a matter of hours or days.
You sure this is a good idea?
It's not, someone has to buy all of the coins people are dumping

Meh, I'll dump a BTC into it and see what happens.