At first I thought sarcasm was in that line as well, but sometimes it takes another set of eyes to see the satoshis in front of you. 
Someday we will be buying iPhones with a few hundred or a few thousand Satoshis... that's the part that will make us seem very old to the youngsters.   I can almost hear my future self saying "way back in 2017 they gave away Satoshis at hundreds of sites!  10 bucks was a million of those, at one point." 👵🏻<-- that's future me.