[...] or leaves me with $220k funny money, and my remaining bitcoins valued at $300k/BTC in October, 2013.
Lol. Go take an anti-delusion pill.
It should be obvious that anyone *really* believing the cruft you write wouldn't be selling, at any time, ever, for whatever reason.
Ergo, you don't believe this crap yourself.
I dunno, a ride up to 300k is gonna be a bumpy ride.