Please point to me where Emergent Consensus is shown in the Bitcoin whitepaper/endorsed by Satoshi. (Satoshi saying that the block size can be increased doesn't count).
Wanting to scale through increased block size is fine. Wanting to implement a broken, buggy system with limited peer review into a $4 billion dollar economy isn't.

Why are you being such a cunt? Regardless of what your opinions on scaling are, talking to people like they're challenged doesn't make you, your product or your ideas on scaling look any better. Grow up.