when you get the bill call the credit card company like "zomg! wtf is this?!?!? I didnt order anything from newegg!!!!?!??!?"
Then they send you a letter, sign it like "I swur I ain got no 30 ding dang commpewderrs" and they will go away forever.
Yeah, that ain't going to work when they do even a basic investigation and see all the orders were delivered to his house.
Of course, I +1 to shenanigan's on the thread in general.