I usually do enjoy a good "Bitcoin is Dead" thread. Not only because they are a good indicator that bitcoin is in fact, not dead, but also because the OP's of such threads usually give us ludicrous, nonsensical fuddily amusing reasons in an attempt to sell us on the idea that bitcoin is dead/dying. And thus worth a good laugh.

OP, you didn't even bother putting forth any such effort.

Grade: F-

Please search the forum for "Bitcoin is Dead" and do some revision.