The monkey question might be a little silly. But the fact that evolution is a hoax is true, and not funny at all.
Things like:
1. probability math,
2. Irreversible Complexity,
3. no beneficial mutations ever having been found, not even once,
4. no proof of missing links in the fossils,
all show that evolution is simply a hoax, used to build scientists up in the eyes of the people, so that the scientists can make money off them, one way or another.

but scientiests brought many increases to productivity while before science there were people claiming that their blood is giving them the divine right to print moneys and let others work for them or people owning people
scientists and the enlightenment with all it mistakes helped us a lot to defeat hunger, bad economy wars out of need and crazy governments