I do not have any samples to send but am confident you will be pleased with my work and am willing to also revise if necessary to come to a mutually agreeable final product.  I am happy to get started with the subject in the OP if you would like and will send no later than end of day 5/8 if that would work for you (last week of school else could commit to same-day turnaround in future).  Worst case scenario you can call me a big fat phony on the forums who does indeed NOT right gud.